Shipping is Magic
Looking at you is like staring into the heart of a nuclear explosion,” Carlos says. He has no idea where the words are coming from. “And in that moment right before I disintegrated in a roaring atomic inferno, every cell in my body would sigh your name.

there’s probably a word for it in unmodified sumarian by patho(ghostsoldier)

Fic link: archiveofourown.org/works/895981 

if i was a magical girl, what would my color, outfit, and weapon be?

You would be forest green, have a long double-breasted coat and tall riding boots, with a pike. (I just picture female Mat Cauthon tbh…) 

goddess-in-green:

"Why is that flower glowing?"

"It’s infused with the power of my loooooove~~~”

"No…No, I don’t think that’s it.

Shush, baby Carlos, don’t be a spoilsport.

bakalucjan:

(ovaries exploding in the background)

bakalucjan:

(ovaries exploding in the background)

bumbleshark:

don’t mind me, im just gonna leave this here

bumbleshark:

don’t mind me, im just gonna leave this here

oxytrezart:

So Cecil and Carlos are looking for a place to live together. 

That was a french condom ad on tv a few years ago and I always thought it was the funniest thing. 

Cecil remembers. 

Bonus:

(not being able to just add a pic when you’re doing a photoset is the lamest change of tumblr)

perennialtransition:

Did I ever mention my headcannon that Carlos’ team of scientists is just a bunch of cats? Because I feel like this is suddenly very important.

perennialtransition:

Did I ever mention my headcannon that Carlos’ team of scientists is just a bunch of cats? Because I feel like this is suddenly very important.

life-writer:

sighs happily

life-writer:

sighs happily

bunnyawkwards:

so I was scrolling through some cecilos comics when I came upon this gem thinking it was apart of the bunch when it wasn’t. so to rectify this travesty I made my own night vale version. I hope the op doesn’t mind it’s just so cute and I really thought it was them until the end.

bakalucjan:

I saw this and just had to do it